The Weather Man
People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around.

David, sacrifice is... to get anything of value, you have to sacrifice.

I know that dad, but I think that if we continue down this road, it's gonna be too detrimental for the kids. It's just too hard.

Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy. "Easy" doesn't enter into grown-up life.

Always fast food. Fast food. Things that people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy, it tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment. I'm fast food.

[thinking] I wish I had two dicks.

In this shit life, you have to chuck some things.

I heard they make tires out of camel toes.

What happened to you?
I got hit with a Frosty.
Why did you get hit with a Frosty? What is a Frosty?
It's a milkshake.
Why did you get hit with a milkshake?

These crutches are too fucking long.

[opening line] That was refreshing. I'm refreshed. I'm refreshing.

Dave, step back right now.
Fuck you right now.

I remember once imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like. I pictured having all these qualities, strong positive qualities that people could pick up on from across the room. But as time passed, few ever became any qualities that I actually had. And all the possibilities I faced and the sorts of people I could be, all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer. Until finally they got reduced to one, to who I am. And that's who I am, the weather man.

Grande David Spritz.
Dos últimos vistos, o melhor.
Linda cenas de neve e uma guria com capô de fusca.

Frases acima ditas por vários personagens ao longo do filme.

Vi proud and prejudice que também gostei bastante.